Review: Kellogg’s Donut Shop Pink Donut Cereal

Kellogg's Donut Shop Pink Donut Box

Pink Donut is my new obsession

Pink, as a flava’s the question

Pink on tips of fingers you cover

Cause Pink is new from the cupboard

Pink as the ring of your pastry

But taste? Not so very

Pink it’s no flavor renascent

Cause it’s take is sugar refreshment

Pink it was love at first bite

Yeah, pink is more than alright

And pink, eat more I just might

But donut, it does not taste much like

Not even with my eyes closed tight

You could be my cereal bingo

‘Cause taste is like a treat from Nabisco

Pink like suga’ and waffa’

It’s distinct – and it’s spell I’m under

Pink it was love at first bite

Yeah, pink is more than alright

And pink, eat more I just might

But donut, it does not taste much like

Not even with my eyes closed tight

I want to be your devourer

I want to unwrap yo’ plastic

As pink as the milk that you lay in

Cause pink is my favorite remnant, yeah

Pink it was love at first bite

Yeah, pink is more than alright

Pink, a donut it’s not quite

But still, everything goes down just right

I will have another bowl tonight

Kellogg's Donut Shop Pink Donut Spoon


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