Assassin’s Crossing Isulation: Sitrep III – Home is Where the Nook is

Sitrep II: Home is Where the Nook is

The town hall was a short trek from the station, and Porter watched my every step until I entered the building. At this point, I wasn’t surprised in the slightest when a dog introduced  herself as the mayor’s secretary. I’ve never heard of “Josus”, but I have a feeling his face will need stabbing. What type of dog? I have no idea and you’re focusing on the wrong part of the story.

 

Assassin's Crossing Isulation Isabelle 1

I imagine everyone in a position of authority in this town is a sycophantic Templar pawn at best, so I wasn’t surprised that Isabelle creeped me out more than Sonic Furry on a playground. I suspect her treacly demeanor belies a deep Dolores Umbridge-esque sociopathic depravity that had me gleefully exiting the office to follow my direction to meet one Tom Nook…Assassin's Crossing Isulation Isabelle 2

 

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