Reese’s Outrageous Blizzard Dairy Queen – QUICK REVIEW

Reeses Outrageous Blizzard Spoon Dairy Queen 2
I love Reese’s to pieces.


Dairy Queen must be falling on hard times. The new Reese’s Outrageous Blizzard is piggybacking on Hershey’s marketing dollars just like last months Oreo Firework Blizzard. This time around though, no one is trying to murder me with slick candy pieces. Although when it tastes as good as this one does, at least I’d die with a peanut butter eating grin on my face. Once again the titular candy bar is not to be found, but there are Peanut Butter Cups and Pieces alike. You can find more in my review over at The Impulsive Buy.

Need a little more chocolate with your peanut butter? Maybe give the Jurassic Chomp a whirl or make your own cereal infused peanut butter with this easy recipe? Or, are you one of the evil E.T.’s who don’t like legumey lusciousness? Here’s my take on the rest of the summer menu!


Star Spangled Blizzard – Dairy Queen QUICK REVIEW

Star Spangled Blizzard


Star Spangled Blizzard Dairy Queen Spoon
If I had founded the U.S., our colors would probably represent cherry syrup, vanilla ice cream, and blue rock sugar.

Dairy Queen hates dinosaurs. Last month’s delicious Jurassic Chomp celebrates the only movie that’s made my wife cry in theaters, “Fallen Kingdom.” While I don’t find the dino’s demise as tear jerking as she does, they certainly don’t hold back. On it’s own, one can argue it’s just a movie tie in. But by following up with the limited time Star Spangled Blizzard, there can be no other explanation. Think about it. A star is violently thrust into a vanilla sky, its scattered debris obscuring the frozen land beneath that has run red with “cherry.” It even comes in a Jurassic World cup, and What’s more it tastes like dino doo, doo!

Star Spangled Blizzard Dairy Queen Full
I bet you’ll never look at the Death Star the same way again.


You can find out more in my review over at The Impulsive Buy or read about it’s better half, the Firework Oreo Blizzard.

Neither treat have you screaming “must go faster?” Head as the pterodactyl flys over to the Summer Blizzard Menu links! (more…)

Oreo Firework Blizzard QUICK REVIEW Dairy Queen

Oreo Firework Blizzard

Oreo Firework Blizzard Spoon
Is that a firework in your ice cream or are you just happy to see me?

This is the first review that almost killed me. I didn’t realize the fireworks in DQ’s new Oreo Firework Blizzard also come with an adult supervision warning. No, it isn’t because the flavor is “mind blowing” (although spoiler alert, it’s good). You can find out why over at The Impulsive Buy. After all, it’s the least one can do after I put my life on the line. But don’t stop there, because there’s also the limited quantity Star Spangled Blizzard is out now. Actually, do stop there because that thing @#%$@#% sucks.

If you need more good Blizzards in your life, you can read about some of the fantastic choices on the Summer Blizzard menu!



Twix Blizzard – Dairy Queen QUICK REVIEW

Twix Blizzard

Dairy Queen Twix Blizzard
I’m caught betwixt my love for ice cream/Twix, and my love for NOT chewing gravel…

Dairy Queen’s Twix Blizzard sits in an odd place for me. Most of the time, it falls short of expectations and can be challenging to enjoy. But some bites leave me feeling a Yello YOLO “Oh Yeah!” You can find out all you need to know in my review over at The Impulsive Buy. Not sold on playing Russian Roullete with your blizzard buy? Dairy Queen has a fantastic selection of blizzard’s on its Summer Blizzard Menu. While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese, I’m chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again. I did cotton to the Cotton Candy, and the returning May Blizzard of the Month S’mores has me begging for s’more too. (more…)

Quick Review: Cotton Candy Blizzard 2018

Quick Review: Cotton Candy Blizzard 2018

Dairy Queen Cotton Candy Blizzard
I never thought a dentist would be my hero…

Who loves candy? Alright who loves Cotton?! Wait where are you going? Maybe I don’t have a future as Dairy Queen’s head of marketing, but the much returning much beloved Cotton Candy Blizzard speaks for itself in appearance alone. One of the most gorgeous Blizzards I have encountered, there is depth lurking below the pink frozen surface as well. Cotton Candy is the complete package as it packs a whole lot of flavor and personality to go along with its pretty face. You can find exactly why you should swipe right on this dish in my review over at The Impulsive Buy. But don’t settle for just this dime-piece and forget the rest of the Summer Blizzard Menu. While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese. I’m also chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again, but the returning S’mores Blizzard is the May Blizzard of the Month (and  treat) has me begging for s’more too. (more…)