Twix Blizzard – Dairy Queen QUICK REVIEW

Twix Blizzard

Dairy Queen Twix Blizzard
I’m caught betwixt my love for ice cream/Twix, and my love for NOT chewing gravel…

Dairy Queen’s Twix Blizzard sits in an odd place for me. Most of the time, it falls short of expectations and can be challenging to enjoy. But some bites leave me feeling a Yello YOLO “Oh Yeah!” You can find out all you need to know in my review over at The Impulsive Buy. Not sold on playing Russian Roullete with your blizzard buy? Dairy Queen has a fantastic selection of blizzard’s on its Summer Blizzard Menu. While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese, I’m chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again. I did cotton to the Cotton Candy, and the returning May Blizzard of the Month S’mores has me begging for s’more too. (more…)

Quick Review: Cotton Candy Blizzard 2018

Quick Review: Cotton Candy Blizzard 2018

Dairy Queen Cotton Candy Blizzard
I never thought a dentist would be my hero…

Who loves candy? Alright who loves Cotton?! Wait where are you going? Maybe I don’t have a future as Dairy Queen’s head of marketing, but the much returning much beloved Cotton Candy Blizzard speaks for itself in appearance alone. One of the most gorgeous Blizzards I have encountered, there is depth lurking below the pink frozen surface as well. Cotton Candy is the complete package as it packs a whole lot of flavor and personality to go along with its pretty face. You can find exactly why you should swipe right on this dish in my review over at The Impulsive Buy. But don’t settle for just this dime-piece and forget the rest of the Summer Blizzard Menu. While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese. I’m also chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again, but the returning S’mores Blizzard is the May Blizzard of the Month (and  treat) has me begging for s’more too. (more…)

Quick Review: Dairy Queen S’mores Blizzard

Dairy Queen S’mores Blizzard

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
There’s graham in them thar’ blizzards!

If you are anything like me and your s’more making often devolves from this:

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
If he had a DQ S’mores Blizzard on the end of that stick he’d be a lot happier.

 

to something a little more like thisthis:

 

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
#F*ckmylife

in the blink of a flaming marshmallow, DQ has you covered.  While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese, I did cotton to the Cotton Candy. I’m also chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again, but the returning S’mores is the May Blizzard of the Month (and Summer Blizzard Menu treat) has me begging for s’more too. Marshmallow filled chocolates and graham pieces in a rarely seen graham flavored ice cream base are grahamtastic. I have a hard time picturing how one could better capture the essence of a s’more in ice cream form. Find out s’more (sorry, I’ll stop now) about Santa’s camp(ice?) treat over at The Impulsive Buy. (more…)

Dairy Queen Summer Blizzard Menu

Summer Blizzard Menu

I really can’t complain about my job. There are few things better than being a staff writer whose job description is “write funny stuff about new Dairy Queen ice cream.” Well, in my case the funny is optional. Still, Dairy Queen must love me because they are making my job even more dairy delightful with their Summery Blizzard Menu. I sacrificed my 6 pack to bring you a 4-pack of reviews. You can find the complete reviews over at The Impulsive Buy.

Jurassic Chomp: Not surprisingly fantastic in my book as 3 of my packs are, in fact, made of peanut butter, chocolate, and ice cream.

The only dud among the group is the Summer Berry Cheesecake, and it’s still decent.

Dairy Queen Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard Treat
At least its berry pretty

 

The Cotton Candy sucker punches your sweet tooth.

Cotton Candy Blizzard
Do they make cotton vegetables…

Jurassic Chomp packs enough peanut butter and chocolate to choke a PMS’ing T-Rex.

Dairy Queen Jurassic Chomp Blizzard
3 of my packs are, in fact, made of peanut butter, chocolate, and ice cream.

S’mores will spare more than one marshmellon from burned burned at the stick this summer.

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
There’s graham in them thar’ blizzards!

 

 

In closing, I love my job.

Dairy Queen Summer Blizzard Menu

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Quick Review: Dairy Queen Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard

Dairy Queen Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard

Dairy Queen Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard Treat
Berry nice.

I’m just an NPC in The Simulation trying to get Ed Sheeran’s cheesecake. That will make more sense if you read my review of the Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard over at The Impulsive Buy. One of the two new blizzards on DQ’s Summer Blizzard Menu, this one doesn’t live up to it’s billing like the Titanosaurically flavor packed Jurassic Chomp , the North Pole version of S’mores, the beautifully sweet Cotton Candy or even the mildly disappointing Peanut Butter Flavor of the Month. Still, if I get to keep eating the cheesecake part of this dessert, count me in Ed. (more…)