Quick Review: Dairy Queen S’mores Blizzard

Dairy Queen S’mores Blizzard

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
There’s graham in them thar’ blizzards!

If you are anything like me and your s’more making often devolves from this:

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
If he had a DQ S’mores Blizzard on the end of that stick he’d be a lot happier.

 

to something a little more like thisthis:

 

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
#F*ckmylife

in the blink of a flaming marshmallow, DQ has you covered.  While the Summer Berry Cheesecake didn’t make me cheese, I did cotton to the Cotton Candy. I’m also chomping to sink my teeth into the phenomenal Jurassic Comp Blizzard again, but the returning S’mores is the May Blizzard of the Month (and Summer Blizzard Menu treat) has me begging for s’more too. Marshmallow filled chocolates and graham pieces in a rarely seen graham flavored ice cream base are grahamtastic. I have a hard time picturing how one could better capture the essence of a s’more in ice cream form. Find out s’more (sorry, I’ll stop now) about Santa’s camp(ice?) treat over at The Impulsive Buy. (more…)

Dairy Queen Summer Blizzard Menu

Summer Blizzard Menu

I really can’t complain about my job. There are few things better than being a staff writer whose job description is “write funny stuff about new Dairy Queen ice cream.” Well, in my case the funny is optional. Still, Dairy Queen must love me because they are making my job even more dairy delightful with their Summery Blizzard Menu. I sacrificed my 6 pack to bring you a 4-pack of reviews. You can find the complete reviews over at The Impulsive Buy.

Jurassic Chomp: Not surprisingly fantastic in my book as 3 of my packs are, in fact, made of peanut butter, chocolate, and ice cream.

The only dud among the group is the Summer Berry Cheesecake, and it’s still decent.

Dairy Queen Summer Berry Cheesecake Blizzard Treat
At least its berry pretty

 

The Cotton Candy sucker punches your sweet tooth.

Cotton Candy Blizzard
Do they make cotton vegetables…

Jurassic Chomp packs enough peanut butter and chocolate to choke a PMS’ing T-Rex.

Dairy Queen Jurassic Chomp Blizzard
3 of my packs are, in fact, made of peanut butter, chocolate, and ice cream.

S’mores will spare more than one marshmellon from burned burned at the stick this summer.

Dairy Queen S'mores Blizzard
There’s graham in them thar’ blizzards!

 

 

In closing, I love my job.

Dairy Queen Summer Blizzard Menu

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Quick Review: Baskin-Robbins Oreo’N Caramel

Oreo'N Caramel Baskin-Robbin's Ice CreamKeep your “care-a-mel” out of my “karmul.” This is how one ends up with a sore back and told one can keep certain things out of certain other things. Enough stupid sayings such as that spew out of my mouth that I should consider running for president in 2021. Fortunately, I’ll have some tasty dulce de leche meets cookies and cream to comfort me this March. You can find my quick review of Baskin-Robbin’s Oreo’n Caramel Ice Cream over at The Impulsive Buy

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Quick Review: Dairy Queen Dipped Strawberry with Ghirardelli Blizzard

Dairy Queen Dipped Strawberry with Ghirardelli Blizzard

February being known for Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl, I’m glad DQ took the former for inspiration for this month’s treat. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of a TB12 approved Blizzard. Avacado Avalanche? Kale and the Black Bean Stalk? You may be QB1 on my fantasy team sir, but you will be my Blizzardista over my artery clogged corpse. Dairy Queen Dipped Strawberry with Ghirardelli Blizzard places a safer bet by upgrading their older Choco Covered Strawberry Blizzard with Ghiradelli chocolate. Wise and tasty move DQ. You can find my review over at The Impulsive Buy.

Now Gronk, I bet he would know how to make a Blizzard. Kahlua, Bailey’s, Creme de Cacao ice creams filled white fudge covered brownies. Gronk if you’re horny people.

Quick Review: Baskin-Robbins Bobsled Brownie Ice Cream

Baskin-Robbins Bobsled Brownie Ice Cream

Normally when it’s so cold the snowmen in my yard have committed suicide by bonfire to stay warm, I’m not in the mood for ice cream. But Despite the Killer Snow Goonesque horror show that looks like a bad CW pilot for CSI: North Pole, I was excited to learn of Baskin-Robbins Bobsled Brownie Ice Cream. Blonde brownie pieces and a fudge crackle ribbon mixed with milk-chocolate-mousse and butter-caramel-flavored ice cream is the temptation of the month for January. Read my full review over at The Impulsive Buy.