Summer Blizzard Menu
I really can’t complain about my job. There are few things better than being a staff writer whose job description is “write funny stuff about new Dairy Queen ice cream.” Well, in my case the funny is optional. Still, Dairy Queen must love me because they are making my job even more dairy delightful with their Summery Blizzard Menu. I sacrificed my 6 pack to bring you a 4-pack of reviews. You can find the complete reviews over at The Impulsive Buy.
Jurassic Chomp: Not surprisingly fantastic in my book as 3 of my packs are, in fact, made of peanut butter, chocolate, and ice cream.
The only dud among the group is the Summer Berry Cheesecake, and it’s still decent.
The Cotton Candy sucker punches your sweet tooth.
Jurassic Chomp packs enough peanut butter and chocolate to choke a PMS’ing T-Rex.
S’mores will spare more than one marshmellon from burned burned at the stick this summer.
In closing, I love my job.