Welcome! First and foremost, this site is here to entertain. Be it food, games, or inane rambling, the goal is to make you laugh hysterically. OK, maaayybbbee involuntarily smile while rolling your eyes at bad puns and dad jokes.
I am not a professional food critic, game reviewer, or anything else. Unless you ask my wife who will probably tell you I AM a professional idiot. I am a reviewer not-so-extraordinaire of Dairy Queen Blizzards and various other delicious junk food for The Impulsive Buy, and you can find all of my work for Marvo here.
I’m not running ads on the site currently, and I have never received any free products. If that were to change for whatever reason, I will make it very clear.
I’m here to make lame but funny jokes, and I’m all out of funny…
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